Permanent Push Pop by Seed Junky Genetics: The Strain That’ll Make You Question Your Childhood
Permanent Push Pop by Seed Junky Genetics is a 28% THC indica-dominant hybrid that’ll hit you harder than the realization that adulthood is a scam. Now available as cannabis clones from Get Seeds Right Here, this strain is the bastard child of Purple Push Pop and Permanent Marker – because apparently, someone thought huffing office supplies wasn’t enough of a kick.
A Lineage That’ll Make say OMFG
Permanent Push Pop lineage is epic.
(Ice Cream Cake x Sunset Sherb Bx1) with Jealousy F2. It’s like they decided to play genetic Russian roulette and somehow won. Cannabis clones from Get Seeds Right Here ensure you get the real deal, not some schwag masquerading as top-shelf.
Effects: Turning Your Brain Into a Seed Junky
When it comes to effects, Permanent Push Pop hits like existential dread at 3 AM. Users report:
- The high starts with a cerebral rush that’ll make you question reality, then melts into a body relaxation that’s basically the weed equivalent of “Netflix and chill.”
- An uplifting euphoria (Warning: May cause you to actually enjoy your job… temporarily)
- A body high smoother than your ex’s lies (Couch-lock not included, but your furniture might develop separation anxiety)
- Mood elevation (Perfect for when you need to tolerate that one friend who won’t shut up about CrossFit)
- A burst of creativity (Results may vary; don’t drunk text your dissertation committee)
Permanent Push Pop: Like Licking a Lollipop in a Forest Fire.
Seed Junky does it like that.
- Sweet, fruity candy notes (Permanent Push Pop by Seed Junky Genetics should be a candy brand!)
- Creamy vanilla undertones (Like that ice cream you left in the car, but in a good way)
- Earthy and spicy hints (For those who like their weed to taste like a dare)
- A subtle grape note (Because sometimes you want to feel classy while you’re getting baked)
Growing Information:
The better you grow, the more you get.
Grow Difficulty: 4/10 (Where 1 is “Can you keep a cactus alive?” and 10 is “You’re basically Poison Ivy’s evil twin”)
- Compact growth (0-4 FT) (Perfect for stealth grows or very small drug lords)
- Indoor yields: 16-20 oz/m² (Enough to make you feel like Pablo Escobar’s hipster cousin)
- Outdoor yields: 20-25 oz/plant (Your neighbors might think you’re growing Barney’s evil twin)
- Flowering time: 70 days (Shorter than your last relationship, probably)
- Moderate growing difficulty (Some experience required, but you don’t need to be the Heisenberg of horticulture)
Before I forget, if Permanent Push Pop got your attention, don’t miss these other Seed Junky clones…
