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Strain Overview
Grease Monkey is what happens when you cross Gorilla Glue #4 with Cookies & Cream. Bred by Exotic Genetix, this is a 70/30 indica-dom hybrid with diesel-vanilla terps, oily resin coverage, and a buzz that hits like a wrench to the dome. It also shares half its lineage with Grapes and Cream, since Cookies & Cream is in both lineage trees. If you have run Grapes and Cream, you have already met one of Grease Monkey’s parents. Same backbone, different expression.
Quick Facts
| Price | $69 (free 2-day shipping) |
| Type | Indica-dominant hybrid (~70/30) |
| Lineage | Gorilla Glue #4 x Cookies & Cream |
| Breeder | Exotic Genetix |
| THC | 26-31% (THCA dominant) |
| Hash yield | 4.5-5.5% |
| Dominant terpenes | Caryophyllene, limonene, myrcene |
| Flowering time | 8-9 weeks indoor |
| Difficulty | Intermediate |
| Climate | Indoor preferred |
Lineage & History
Grease Monkey was made by Exotic Genetix, the breeder also behind Tina, Kushmints, and a long catalog of modern hybrid winners. The cross is Gorilla Glue #4 (now usually called GG4 for trademark reasons) x Cookies & Cream. GG4 brings the diesel-fuel funk and the oily, resin-soaked structure that earned it the original name. Cookies & Cream pulls in the dessert side and the vanilla notes that keep the strain from going pure gas.
Here is the link worth knowing about. Cookies & Cream is also one of the parents of Grapes and Cream, which is bred by Cannarado from Grape Pie x Cookies & Cream. So Grease Monkey and Grapes and Cream are half-siblings. Same Cookies & Cream parent, different second parent. Grease Monkey leans gas, Grapes and Cream leans grape-cream. Side by side they show you exactly what GG4 brings versus what Grape Pie brings, which is the kind of comparison only Cookies & Cream offspring can teach you.
Flavor & Aroma
Crack the jar and you get diesel first. Sharp, fuel-forward, almost like the smell of a gas station in summer with a layer of vanilla over the top. The vanilla is more cookie than ice-cream, more bakery than dessert, and it sits behind the diesel rather than competing with it. Underneath both is a slight earthy funk from the GG4 side that keeps the smell heavy.
The flavor follows the same path. Diesel and pepper on the inhale, with a sharp peppery bite from the caryophyllene, then the vanilla rolls in on the exhale and softens the close. There is no fruit, no candy. Just gas and bakery in balance, which is what makes Grease Monkey identifiable in a catalog full of dessert hybrids that all start to taste similar. If you smoke it in glass you will get the cleanest version of the diesel-vanilla split. Joints lean it heavier toward the gas side.
Effects: 70/30 Indica with GG4 Heft
The buzz on Grease Monkey is what you would expect from a 70/30 indica-dom that tests 26-31% with GG4 in the lineage. It hits hard and fast. Mood lifts in the first 5 minutes, then the body relaxation rolls in around 10 minutes, and by 20 minutes in you are noticeably leaned back. This is not a creeper. The peak comes early and stays for 60-90 minutes before tapering.
This is an evening strain. Solid for after work, for hanging out, or for the kind of night where you want a strain that does the heavy lifting on its own. The flavor keeps you reaching for it past the point of needing more buzz, which is what makes Grease Monkey a personal-stash strain rather than just a couch-lock option. Real talk, this one will slow you down. Don’t run a full session before you have plans that require movement.
Growing Grease Monkey
This is what we have run out of our own room. After multiple cycles, here is the real deal. This cut stays short and bushy, which is great for tents, but you will want to defoliate heavy in early flower or light won’t penetrate to the lowers. The resin production is at a level that gums up trim scissors faster than any strain we have run. Wipe down every 10-15 minutes during chop or you will be fighting the scissors instead of trimming.
She is hungry. Don’t be shy with the bloom nutes once she starts to fatten up. We bumped PK earlier than usual and got a noticeable jump in resin yield as a result. Flower runs 8-9 weeks. Hash yield comes in 4.5-5.5%, which is at the top of the modern range, and the rosin behavior is excellent. The trich’s stack tall and the heads are oily, which is exactly what you want for solventless extracts.
For chop, watch the trich’s and pull at 70-80% cloudy with 15-20% amber if you want the indica side fully forward. The cure matters but less than on a strain like Wedding Pie. Two weeks fresh and Grease Monkey already tastes good. Six weeks cured and the vanilla really comes forward.
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If You Like Grease Monkey, Try
- Grapes and Cream ($69): Grease Monkey’s half-sibling via Cookies & Cream. Same parent on one side, totally different expression. Grape-cream instead of diesel-vanilla.
- Carbon Fiber ($69): different lineage but similar gas-and-purple energy. Cannarado dessert-gas hybrid that complements the Grease Monkey lane.
- GMO ($99): if you want the gas-funk side taken further. Garlic-leaning version of the heavy modern hybrid lane.
- First Class Funk ($69): GMO x Jet Fuel Gelato by Compound. Same gas-forward space, different parents.
- Biscotti ($69): Cookies-family cousin with coffee-chocolate-gas instead of diesel-vanilla. Similar 80/20-ish indica-dom buzz.
FAQ
Is Grease Monkey indica or sativa? Indica-dominant hybrid at 70/30. The buzz hits fast (5-10 minutes), the body relaxation rolls in around 10-15 minutes, and the peak holds for 60-90 minutes before tapering.
How strong is Grease Monkey? THC tests 26-31%, THCA-dominant. The buzz hits accordingly heavy with the GG4 side dragging it deeper into indica territory.
Who bred Grease Monkey? Exotic Genetix. The cross is Gorilla Glue #4 x Cookies & Cream. Same breeder behind Kushmints and Tina.
What does Grease Monkey taste like? Diesel and pepper on the inhale, then vanilla on the exhale. Cookie-leaning vanilla rather than ice-cream-leaning. No fruit, no candy. Just gas and bakery in balance.
How long does Grease Monkey take to flower? 8-9 weeks indoor. She stays short and bushy, which makes her tent-friendly but means you have to defoliate heavily for light penetration to the lowers.
How much do Grease Monkey clones cost? $69 per clone with free 2-day shipping included to all 50 states.
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Last updated: April 28, 2026 Author: Get Seeds Right Here
