Big Black Gorilla (Clone)

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Big Black Gorilla: A Heavyweight Hybrid That Lives Up to Its Name (No Actual Gorillas Involved)

Big Black Gorilla is an indica-dominant hybrid (60/40) that packs a punch stronger than its namesake, boasting an impressive 32% THC content. This powerhouse cross between Gorilla Glue #4 and Black Cherry Runtz has become a knockout favorite among cannabis enthusiasts – though don’t expect it to help you climb any buildings.

A Legendary Lineage

Originally born from the marriage of Gorilla Glue #4 and Black Cherry Runtz, this strain therefore inherited the best of both worlds – like that one coworker who’s somehow both incredibly efficient and always relaxed. As a result, this strain delivers exactly what you’d expect from its gorilla genetics, minus the chest-beating and banana cravings.

Effects: Not Your Average Jungle Adventure

When it comes to effects, Big Black Gorilla initially hits like a velvet-covered sledgehammer. Subsequently, users report:

The Big Black Gorilla Experience Unfolds

  • Firstly, a euphoric head high (warning: may not improve your Jane Goodall impressions)
  • Secondly, deep physical relaxation (couch-lock highly probable)
  • Moreover, stress-melting properties (goodbye Monday morning meetings)
  • Finally, peaceful demeanor (despite its intimidating name)

Initially, the experience starts with an uplifting cerebral rush that subsequently transitions into a heavy-bodied relaxation – think of it as a massage for your mind before your body gets tucked into a weighted blanket of calm.

Aroma and Flavor: A Berry Good Time

The Nose Knows

Consequently, the aroma profile presents a complex symphony of:

  • Sweet berry notes (no actual fruit was harmed in the making)
  • Earthy undertones (like a forest floor, but fancy)
  • Pine hints (Christmas tree optional)
  • Woody finish (lumberjack certification not required)

The Taste Test

Meanwhile, the flavor delivers a sophisticated blend:

  • Primarily, rich berry sweetness (better than your morning smoothie)
  • Additionally, earthy complexity (Mother Nature’s secret recipe)
  • Furthermore, pine and woody notes (forest bathing without leaving your couch)
  • Ultimately, a smooth finish (no gorilla-sized coughing fits)

Growing Information: Your Jungle Adventure

The Green Thumb Chronicles

Grow Difficulty: 5/10Β (Where 1 is “Can you keep a cactus alive?” and 10 is “You better have a PhD in Botany”)Consequently, this relatively manageable strain offers:

  • First and foremost, compact growth (0-4 FT) (perfect for stealth jungle operations)
  • Additionally, indoor yields: 18-21 oz/mΒ² (your scale will get a workout)
  • Moreover, outdoor yields: 25-28 oz/plant (neighborhood bragging rights included)
  • Furthermore, flowering time: 8-9 weeks (faster than training an actual gorilla)
  • Finally, moderate growing difficulty (some experience required, but no zoology degree needed)

While the main challenges include maintaining proper ventilation and humidity control, overall, this strain is nevertheless more cooperative than trying to teach a gorilla sign language.

Medical Benefits

In addition to its powerful effects, Big Black Gorilla is notably known to potentially help with:

  • Primarily, stress (though maybe not the stress of actual gorilla encounters)
  • Furthermore, anxiety
  • Moreover, pain management
  • Additionally, insomnia (counting sheep optional)
  • Finally, appetite issues (munchies incoming)

Although the strain’s potent nature makes it particularly effective for experienced users seeking serious relief, newcomers should nevertheless approach with caution – this gorilla doesn’t play around.In conclusion, while Big Black Gorilla might make you feel like king of the jungle, it won’t actually give you superhuman strength. Therefore, save the chest-beating for another day, and consequently, keep some snacks within arm’s reach – you’re going to need them.

 

You know the drill, if Big Black Gorilla had you reminiscing about Harambe, do yourself a favor and grab one of these too…

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